Arent you?! Gem Of The Ocean 4. Still quite an embarrassing one to explain to your parents. Hiding. Why should a mortal man, the sport of chance, With no assured foreknowledge, be afraid? The wench is married, husband. Well, Algernon, of course if you are obliged to be beside the bedside of Mr. Bunbury, I have nothing more to say. I FOUND MY OWN MATERIALS . I see a young woman. Present day.. depicts the ever deepening alienation of Vietnam Veteran Travis Bickle a psychotic cab driver who obsessively cruises 4 / 8. In this inner monologue, this teen tries to make sense of the suicide that happened, observing the service; one classmate cant make it through singing Amazing Grace in the choir. Thinking the bear told on her discovery and got her in trouble, she defaces it and hides the evidence away from the world. There are not many husbands and wives who can bear the charges of plaguing one another in a handsome way. Featured by the NYC Playwrights Project "Women in the Age of Trump." This . And in conclusion, may I remind you that it doesnt say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. (Finishes her glass of wine and pours herself another one.) Its always going to hurt the rst time. My friends are different. Thank you! Somebody pinched it, and what I say is, them that pinched it, done her in. By what stretch of the imagination . I told you! Read about British playwright Matt Fox. thy head for liking his father to a singing-man . . I mean despite the fact that, well, Im in a fat suit that I cant take off and despite the fact that pretty much everyones makin fun of me behind my back. Why? Let fate decide. She is pregnant with Colins baby and needs time and space to figure out what it is she wants. . Had to cancel all her cards. Here, she plays Susanna, as she is discharged from the mental hospital with the wild menagerie of characters. Am I right? Womens health is a pain in the a**! Bates. I was this dorky seventh grader from the Valley when I had my first cool experience. She speaks to her mother. . When he told me, I didnt say a word. A wild outrageous comedy full of romance, intimacy and dare deviling action. But I dont see a little girl when I see you. Do you remember jokes and take pleasure in relating them to others? Well, you dont do that, do you, Harold? All Rights Reserved, 11 Dark Female Drama Monologues from Plays, 11 Dark Monologues from One-Act Plays for Actress, 11 Drama Monologues for Women of All Ages, Dark and Brooding Female Drama Monologues. Like any school is a healthy environment. One Minute Monologues from Movies One Minute Monologues from Plays 'Annie Jump and the Library of Heaven' (Annie): "Daddy, I know what I want to do with my life" 'Annie Jump and the Library of Heaven' (Annie): "You are being really, really, really mean" 'Annie Jump and the Library of Heaven' (Dr. Jump): "Greetings, citizens of Strawberry" Do you believe in capital punishment for murder? Oh, yes, I do indeed. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Death) All the time! 10 Comedic Monologues from Characters Suffering an Identity Crisis, 10 Monologues from Characters Seeking Approval, 10 Monologues from Characters Who Need to Apologize, 10 Monologues from Male Characters: Fathers, Brothers, and Sons, 10 Monologues for Women Who Speak Their Mind, 10 Monologues for People Who Have a Bone to Pick, 10 Great Monologues from LGBTQ-Identifying Characters, 10 Monologues for Characters Who Have Theatre on the Brain, 10 Male Monologues from Characters Dealing With Death, Top 10 Survival Tips For Your Next Tech Week. She is my sister and family is sacred. . Shes over 50, divorced, and she sits in night after night after night because available guys her age want something-forgive me, they want somebody that looks like Marin. Serial Dater female monologue about a black widow from the darkly comic play Lacey's Last Chance. She attempts to tell her doctor how she started writing. She's much better than your ex-wife. Im a planet. She had chronic depression, ever since she was twelve. Upon learning of his heritage, the romance cannot be allowed. . Throughout this monologue, we would never guess that tonight is the night she will be found out by the Gestapo, and sent to prison for her work. One night, Mary hears Nick get out of bed and go down to the garage. . We dont want to wake her up. (She drinks some wine.) So, I destroyed one innocent life after another. From that smoking gun on the table to obsession to restraining orders, jealousies and a car wreck, love can lead you to strange places! . You know what it is to wake up from a sound sleep with no eyelashes and a dry mouth and hear that your husband is getting it from a woman youre not allowed to see for lunch? Come on. My boyfriend, Johnny Miller, had his dad drive us to see Ike and Tina Turner at the Hollywood Bowl. Except this Signor Baron, the ill-mannered lout! Rules; Blog; Contact; Browse: Home / Uncategorized / psychotic female monologues from published plays Character: Ernestine. (pause) Oh my god! I really hate going to the doctors office. Rosalind (in disguise as a male) explains to Orlando how his brother fell in love so quickly. Thank you for your submission. . Absolutely yes. What are you, around 60? . Her uncle, Marcellus da Man, calls a press conference on . I mean, what mistakes did I make? (Female, Dramatic, 18-22, Depression) But, as the monologues point out, women, like men are just as different from each other and their motivations, remain human. It is traditionally men who are seen as the harsher sex in modern society and thus it is with fascination that people view female killers, almost as women who are going against the grain of being female, as it were. When Orlando tells her that it pains him to see this while he is without his love, Rosalind, she. Women of Choiceis a collection of monologues, each spoken by a woman who has made a significant choice in her life. I went down to the kitchen and made myself a cream cheese and jelly sandwich on date-nut bread. After a few brushes with reality, Sarah becomes dismayed with her predictable life and slips into a crippling depression. I was ten. So he hates women? Thats Sally. Thats Macbeth, you know-nothing twit. Im in a great mood. Nor do I in any way approve of the modern sympathy with invalids. A Bright Room Called Day. Worthing, I Confess ..". . Be this advice pursued by each fond maid, Neer slight the substance for an empty shade: Rich, weighty sparks alone should please and charm ye: For should spouse cool, his gold will always warm ye. Funny. Regina George. I mean, that radiator was really hot! So what am I to do, if you please? . After he decided he couldnt come to my birthday party because it was too much of a commitment I decided that Id give him my Virginia County. Mr Zhevakins also a man of distinction. Theyve all come out! This speech is the start of a monologue play about a young man who volunteers in old peoples homes, and suffers paroxysms of love and hate for the residents. Ages of the actors: Teens up to to fifties, depending on the monologue, Set: Simple sets a podium, a childs bed, a table and chair. I was so . So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. In this set of four monologues by women who kill, the author allows us to meet four female killers or murderers, each who kills or has killed for different reasons for one, its a job, the second for revenge and the third, to save her children from a lifetime of potential pain. DELICATE! ELIZABETH It never occured to me that I might not make it. Mel doesnt like her. Read the play here Regular|Acting Edition, A monologue from the play by Idris Goodwin, Ive got something to show you. Ty is my pal, I dont begrudge her a boyfriend. And jewelry? Copyright [2021] Mighty Actor, DRAMATIC MONOLOGUES FOR TEENS/KIDS (BOYS), DRAMATIC MONOLOGUES FOR TEENS/KIDS (GIRLS), 20 Best Contemporary Comedic Monologues For Women From Plays, 11. That reminds me, I dont think I ever got a piece! I left that show knowing I had to have my own band. Ill write all their names on a bit of paper, roll them up tight, then so be it. I was 18 before I knew it, and my aunt, your great aunt Sandrashe waited until I was 18 to give me my list but it was kinda too late. Read other plays a fun filled musical (Madrababes) by Matt Fox. Them she lived with would have killed her for a hatpin, let alone a hat. My defenses drop. Let me introduce you to my band. . 63. Your mom must be pretty stoked that youre not taking me. The Glass Menagerie 15. Youre gonna hit your peak in five years. I did a really lewd thing, the lewdest thing I ever did and I was stone cold sober. Mum apologised a week later for it being crap. . It becomes apparent that Sophie used to go out with Bennys brother Peter. Do you know Charlotte Korman, big, red-headed, buxom woman, her husband is the Mercedes-Benz dealer in Wantagh? have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most? Order the play. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. Of course, there are a couple of intense dramatic monologues from Shakespeare. Ive spent over twenty years living breathing f***ing sucking eating sleeping dreaming all things rock and roll. To teach thy base thoughts manners: thart one of thoseThat thinks each woman thy fond, flexible wh*reIf she but cast a liberal eye upon thee;Turn back her head, shes thine, or amongst company,By chance drink first to thee. Mummy screamed . No. I love you, Miss Shelton, I love you. I say lewd things. Named after a Sheffield Wednesday footballer and they wondered why she ate? A monologue from the screenplay by Diablo Cody. Oh man she scared the shit out of me! Well, this particular yeast infection has no respect for that over-the-counter Monistat. If you are auditioning for an absurdist comedy, this piece may be a good fit for you. New Plays for Teens And truth to tell, though hes rather stout, Mr Omelets still a fine figure of a man. I wish you well and I wont bother you anymore. You wanna know how I got these scars? I mean, youve got to let go and move on, man. O, but a virtuous marriage, you say? . Ill live my own woman, and if the worst come to the worst, I had rather prove a wag than a fool. Who knows what she saw in me - wearing Barry's. 89 views 0 comments monologues4actors Aug 4, 2021 2 min Unbearable Hotness, by Gabriel Davis, Beatrice monologue, 'Im more man than you.' (Female, Serio-Comedic/Dramatic, 20s 40s) You can raise the price of stamps again. The second after Id got my drivers license, I grabbed my fake ID, jumped into my Pinto, and headed straight over the hill for Hollywood. 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(She puts the papers back in her purse.) Finds ita folded 8 10 sheet of paper.). Do you have ups and downs without obvious reason? Oh, thats you, Harold! Dinner With Friends 10. Such aWhy dont we just save 3 until your 18th birthday? A monologue from the screenplay by Paul Rudnick. The monologue database serves the singular purpose of organizing monologues on the web and . (She gives up.) In fact, out of her a**hole! B? He doesn't like that. North Hawaii Players, Hawaii, USA 2018 LOOK at that f***ing COOKIE!! And if I told you that yust MILDRED: Please do not mock at my attempts to discover how the other half lives. Are you honestly and truly going to Prom with Katrina De Voort? Give me credit for some sort of groping sincerity in Mabel speaks to Lady Chiltern regarding one of her marriage prospects. In the old days I would have gone to my grave ignorant of the wonderful and beautiful knowledge that my husband was spending his afternoons humping Charlotte Korman!. . Julia, a poor, depressed young woman without health insurance seeks free help under the care of Dr. Nukulye, an Anglo-Kenyan psychiatry resident seeking certification in the U.S. And as a result, the women become more and more productive and therefore, more and more interesting. Its a list. Now, thats them ready! I don't do that stuff. Her past dysfunctional sexual relationships haunt her through the guise of an Everyman Lover who lives mostly in Julias mind. But shes family and turning her out to the cops would have kicked up more dust with my mom, and then my dad would have had a reason to come out of witness protection to put his two cents in it would have been even more of a mess than it needed to be. . Chapel Hill Thespians, NC, USA 2019 (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Danger) Do it, Jessica. (Female, Comedic/Serio-Comedic, Late teens-20s) Oedipus the King. Once Id melted one, I was hooked! Whats that? You see, she stole my identity last month and racked up about three thousand dollars worth of colored rocks on my credit card on account of her psychic, Maggie, told her that she was a stone in a past life. but as soon as it has got his branch above the waves is presently hard, stiff, not to be bowed but burst; so when your husband is a suitor and under your choice, Lord, how supple he is, how obsequious, how at your service, sweet lady! . Ilona, the waitress at the restaurant, recounts to the audience a few moments and feelings from her life. I used to think Clive was the one who liked sex. Youve got the right idea: sleep: its the most underrated human activity there is. A strong dose of love is worse than one of ratafia; when it once gets into our heads, it trips up our heels, and then good night to discretion. She gave no warning, leaving only a note for Colin by way of explanation. People come that like, didnt R.S.V.P.! I thought if Clive wasnt looking at me there wasnt a person there. It's been getting in the way of their relationship and in this one act play, Cassandra and Robert decide if they should continue dating because of it. All of the other kids from school are there, while his/her mom sits in the back of the church, waiting until its over to take him/her home. The boys have been partying. And that was the last time in eight months that I tasted food I estimate, going four times a week, I should be through with Doctor Margolies in another year. . Monologue: "There you have it, They white,Seems to us only white folks can laugh on Sundays.". A female comedic monologue from the play Dead Man's Cell Phone by Sarah Ruhl. . I have written a number of plays for play festivals, as well as read through hundreds of plays on the internet, and I realized there is gap in the publishing industry where good authors struggle to get their plays published. of a handsome but not affected fineness, a good faithful eye, and a well-humored cheek. A monologue from the play by David Garrick. I MEAN, IT LOOKED LIKE SOME COLOSSAL FRUITCAKE, FIVE FEET TALL . However, feel free to browse tips and download any public domain (free) monologues on our site. Yeahan older girl. Switching Sides - LGBTQ monologue from the play Unbearable Hotness. but even at their best dinner at Antoines or a really good bed partner (and God knows there were never many of them) food and making love cant hold a candle to sleep. All you really have is family in the end. But now Ive got to rack my brains! I was a ballerina. Why should she die of influenza when she come through diphtheria right enough the year before? . 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